Nation - just received this with pics, but I'm too lazy to cut & paste. Just read you'll get the picture:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO what a ride!'Have a wonderful day !

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.- Cora Harvey Armstrong
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.(Unknown)
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.-Helen Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.- Janette Barber
Old age ain't no place for sissies- Bette Davis
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.- Caryn Leschen
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.-Catherine
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.- Roseanne Barr
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.- Maryon Pearson
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.-Eleanor Roosevelt
When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over!!!